Hey, you know what this week needs? Some smashing. C’mon, it’s Friday, you’re stuck at work, you’re missing all the TOTALLY INCREDIBLE basketball games, don’t you deserve some stress relief? Of course you do. And so, today, Demolition Dude is that stress relief.

You’re a guy who wants to smash things with his head. You’ve invested in a slingshot that can propel you into the buildings. Nice and simple. Nice and simple.

Oh, sure, every now and then you’ll have a challenge. Like a building that’s impossible to destroy or a wall that you could, but aren’t supposed to destroy. But this is your dream, Demolition Dude! Your dream! You sacrificed so much to get to this point! Surely you can find a way to succeed.